boiled p-nuts anyone?!?

on Wednesday, July 15, 2009

In honor of the Jockey Lot and my dear friend Belle's first venture into this land filled with donut making conveyor belts, expired cosmetics and tables full of shirts with a certain flag on them, I hereby bless you with redneck quotes. :) Enjoy!

You couldn’t hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.


She’s uglier than a bucket full of armpits. Bless her heart.

Mercy me....











3 comments:

haleyshaw said...

i need to pet that puppy!

The Scooper said...

For the record, I have never been to the Jockey Lot...and clearly I am long overdue.

Brenda said...

Dear Sarita,
Thank you for this "cultural experience"! It was so much fun!
~Mom