In honor of the Jockey Lot and my dear friend Belle's first venture into this land filled with donut making conveyor belts, expired cosmetics and tables full of shirts with a certain flag on them, I hereby bless you with redneck quotes. :) Enjoy!
You couldn’t hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
She’s uglier than a bucket full of armpits. Bless her heart.
Mercy me....
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i need to pet that puppy!
For the record, I have never been to the Jockey Lot...and clearly I am long overdue.
Dear Sarita,
Thank you for this "cultural experience"! It was so much fun!
~Mom
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